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Mission Statement:

Team Audi Super Fierce Action Squad aims to take the weekly automobile rally racing and strategic driving reality television series genre by storm...and also wear some really cool fake mustaches.

About My Team:

This is the third and final time Team Audi has attempted to join Bullrun. We had several callbacks last season from our submissions, but we must have been missing something the last show was looking for. HAHA. The last season's teams were the most boringly rediculous selections, so we can only assume we were only missing very truly uninteresting personalities.

The car speaks for itself. The B6 Audi S4, equipped with its 340 HP V8, is lightning fast and gives off a hearty rumble. The all wheel drive quattro system keeps the car glued to the road while the well groomed and pleasantly noxious driver and navigator keep the car well ahead of the competition (most likely consisting of poorly balanced domestic muscle piloted by ironically rebellious shits who think George Bush invented the Ford Mustang). Oh and the thousands of dollars in strategically placed aftermarket modifications help out a bit too. If you're not at least vaguely familiar with the S4, then you don't know cars... seriously, google it or something.

Let's cut the crap. If this show wants to go the route of a rally show more focused on technical driving, then our team is well prepared. Both drivers have several instructed track days and autocross events under their belts. However, if the show is still looking for uniquely entertaining teams, that also have a passion for sports cars, then our team is over prepared.

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Sean And Jim for Bullrun season 3 casting audition tape thing awesome audi FIERCE

Sean Vs. Rocket

Comments:

	you guys should be the Fierce Action Super Team! cool video...why did they pass you guys up last season?!
By DiamondDave247, 05/14/09 - 13:19
	thats a great audition tape i was laughing my freaking ass off
By g6gxp, 05/14/09 - 9:52
	nice ride
By mike ansley, 05/13/09 - 21:38

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My Ride:

Make: Audi
Model: S4
Year: 2004
Color: Other
Engine Size: 4.2 L V8
HP/TQ: A bit more than 340 HP :-)/ Over 300 Ft/lbs Torque at 3300 rpm
Max Speed: 172mph
0-60: 5.5 mississippi
MPG: 19 hwy / 9 if I'm doing it right

Team Setup:

Team: Team Audi Super Fierce Action Squad
My Role: Driver
My Team Member: Jim Gotlibowski

My Biggest Strength:

I am a really clever, witty, mind fuck of a guy whose background in engineering has hightened his understanding of his vehicle's limitations. I can tell one hell of a story, and don't mind embellishing it for the sake of a punchline. I'm also really good at complimenting myself in web applications requiring me to list my biggest strengths. Was I supposed to list just one?

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