This weeks show didn't need any fireworks from the pyro-crew. Team Evo provided them all by themselves. We left the lake behind and started out on the open road that for the most part was cut and dry. Get here and then go there, easy well as it turned out nothing is easy in Bullrun. Some teams just couldn't get out of the way of themselves.

Of course I am talking about Team EVO. These guys just keep tea bagging everyone and at this point in the rally that isn't smart. They are in a car that is falling apart and I really don't think they truly knew why. As it turned out they were driving like a bunch of Monkeys in a KY plant. The driving was even reported to the 911 operators. This was going to put two cars into a little hot water toward the end of the third leg. I'll get back to that in a couple.

Team Avalanche being a little on the wild side themselves decided to take direction from a map some kid drew up at a Denny's. Well, not really but it was a horrible map. It showed a dirt road that could have cut 20-minutes off the trip and they decided to give it a try. That dirt road was going to lead them right into the bottom of the pack. Still it didn't phase them and they just took the punishment and readied themselves for the blindfold course they were to face in the morning. I asked Bear how he felt about the challenge and he was a little nervous but knew that Matt wouldn't let him down. In a challenge like that you really have to trust your wing man. Good job Matt.

Then poor Ferrari they just didn't understand that this was a race and just cruised back into the bottom of the pack, again. If they were in the Bullrun annual rally I bet this would be a fun team to cruise with. I wish they had really understood the nature of this race but at last they didn't and in the end they got the key toss. We all knew that they would fail if it meant anymore "paint damage" to the car. In fact I was watching the show on SPEED HD and I noticed two snails passing them on the outside. I can't say that I'm sad that they are gone.

Ok- you know who's out and who whipped them so lets get back to EVO's Driving and Tea bagging School for Dickheads. We are aware of the 911 call that put the pork on high alert. That poor driving put Team Strange and Team Camaro in the firing line. You see they were the ones that got a cool reception from the cops as the neared the finish. This allowed the EVO team to zoom in for first at the second pit stop. Still they didn't finish first overall and were then tossed into the challenge by the lead footed, smarted minded ladies of Team Lexus.
 
Remember that I said fire works. This show could be the best ever because of some crappy driving. EVO did make it in first and started to tea bag teams as they rolled up to the legs finish. Wade was the first to air the dirty laundry. I would also say that Wade gave the best advice. "You need to stay over there" That was the most polite advice that EVO was going to get that night. But them being actors that had their brains removed as babies just didn't get it and they couldn't keep from poking at the ant. Then Bill had enough and was pissing vinegar, road up to them and was going to set things right. Only Spiro and Brook could pull them apart after personal interaction.
I guess all I can say is watch it again  because it was fantastic. I would also say thanks to Brook and Spiro for getting involved and keeping the bus in the game.

Elvis said it the best - Those guys just need to fucking go.- But lets keep them in for at least one more show.
 

AARON & MISTER HAPPY!