"This thread smells like it has touched the head of a common man"..... What is your favorite quote or quotes from the show?
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 I think the funniest 2 quotes so far are 

"Its going to give me the sickness"

and the infamous

"This blindfold smells like it has been on the head of a common man..."

There have been a lot of GEMS

What are everyones favorites so far?

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The "Falling Crack Rocks" was funny!

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and yes Yelana loved to drink while Marcus watched on in a jelous mounting rage as she hung with everyone else"

 

Jealous mounting rage

What an image...

 

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Mike's Goldberg impression:  "Team Shelby, why did you take a nap?

Mike and Spiro: Because we were tired..."

I also liked:

"Team Shelby, you went shopping!?!"

and:

Steve: "The worst part was when we were abducted by aliens. We tried to convince them to put us ahead a few miles but they wouldn't  go for it"

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[Quote MrF250]

"Besides the fact that he is thee most arrogant cock I've ever met he is very intelligent"


NICE!!

How about

"but Im Canadian so she can't marry me for papers..."

I was waiting for the "eh" at the end of the comment... never came

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And yet another diamond from Elvis:

 He then dragged Yelana and his caveman bat off to the elevators faster them his Ferrari can go! 

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Hey! That wasn't in the show! (Was it?)

 

 

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and yes Yelana loved to drink while Marcus watched on in a jelous mounting rage as she hung with everyone else"

 

Jealous mounting rage

What an image...

 


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Pretty sure Musto could whup Team Viper in the I-4 Ford Fusion he used last year  . . . http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/07/bullrun-2008--3.html

"There were no cops, no trees, no humans of any kind so we decided to wring out the little Ford. For 47 minutes straight the Fusion was pinned at 111 mph with the A/C on getting 25mpg. John, Gabe and I all sat there astonished. We made one fuel stop, saw no other Bullrunners and came in... are you ready... 6th place for the day! IN A RENTED FORD FUSION!! CAN I GET A BOOYA!!!

Ford people, if you are reading this contact me immediately because I don't think you know how good this little car is. Seriously, we should talk about perhaps producing some Ford Fusion "MR. ANGRY" editions. I LOVE THIS CAR!"

 

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 Its from the season 2 people...  I am counting that as it is really FUNNY!!

Some real gems from Elvis...  He is going to owe me a laptop too, just like you Thurman.

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Ja-ja! You're going to have a lot of scrap to sell on e-bay!

 

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Pretty sure Musto could whup Team Viper in the I-4 Ford Fusion he used last year  . . . http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/07/bullrun-2008--3.html

"There were no cops, no trees, no humans of any kind so we decided to wring out the little Ford. For 47 minutes straight the Fusion was pinned at 111 mph with the A/C on getting 25mpg. John, Gabe and I all sat there astonished. We made one fuel stop, saw no other Bullrunners and came in... are you ready... 6th place for the day! IN A RENTED FORD FUSION!! CAN I GET A BOOYA!!!

Ford people, if you are reading this contact me immediately because I don't think you know how good this little car is. Seriously, we should talk about perhaps producing some Ford Fusion "MR. ANGRY" editions. I LOVE THIS CAR!"

 

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i also liked the alien line the best

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Yeah well keep buying please! I have things to fix on my car still from the challenges... they can take a toll.

Finally put the new windshield in today.  Cost me 1000 bones (insurance deductable).  Most expensive windshield I've ever replaced, $1750, because it has the heads up display.  Haven't even considered the body work yet!

Once the Vette's back in shape I'll chip in on the laptop!

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I liked the Well, I am 4 foot 2 with out the shoes on by Elvis...

 

How tall are you really Elvis?

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OK I'll be honest I'm really 4'-1-1/2"!

I was rounding up

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man I took you for at least 6 foot man

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"Thanks alot for not marrying me!" - Marcus

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"Well we got to the checkpoint and I saw Mr. Ferrari was too busy worrying about his car so I went over grabbed his girl and decided to get hitched"

Or something like that, fricken Matt!

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team shelby's impression of Bill was good......

 

Steve: well we were in vagas and well team strange's kryptonite is strippers.......

or somthing to that effect

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"Thanks alot for not marrying me!" - Marcus

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Yea, and the scarry thing is that I think he was talking to Spiro

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he sounded like he was about to cry too.. 

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It was definitely not the strongest moment for Mr. Canada

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Mike’s impressions of Goldberg have been the best so far. I really hope he does it more!

“Team Shelby,…you went shopping!?” is my fav.

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Any new quotes for the week?

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Any new quotes for the week?




Wait til the show airs!!! lol

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 How about "HOMO" from Bill to team EVO

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 Wade to TEAM EVO

You''d better stay right there

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team shelby

were having some problems with the blower, its okay though we'll get goldberg to buy us a new one.

 

episode 1.

 

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Yelena "Steve you are so sunny"

Steve "Oh, you mean sunburned"

You drunkaholic...

I do like when Bill called Chris a "Homo" though.  It was just classic.

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I LOL'D@ that

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Or how about Brooke and Amanda making fun of Yelena "I could dooooo thattt, eeet loouks so ez"

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 BUMP

So its ready for this week's quotes... CANT WAIT

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"NO MORE SHORTCUTS!!!!"

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 Bill from team VW on the video blog with team Solstice talking about episode 4: 

When they all went to the Body Shop to help work on the Dart the guys from team Shelby went out to get some things for everyone...  Cool of them Bill about cracked me up when he (referring to Shelbys shopping trip) said "they came back smelling like fresh perfume with new blouses on..."

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NO MORE SHORTCUTS! that's mine so far.

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Not from the show, but


[Quote Billtvegas]

Hey did anyone see my jacket?


holds a special place in my heart.

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[Quote Stewart37]

Not from the show, but


[Quote Billtvegas]

Hey did anyone see my jacket?


holds a special place in my heart.

 


I agree... I have to flick a tear away over that one myself... sheer poetry.

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What gems will be unveiled tonight?

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"I'M FREAKING OUT!" - TEAM EVO after they smashed their car.

that is my fav so far.. Other than the f-bomb spree Team Avalanche did.

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 With the fresh new episode that will be airing tonight, I am sure there will be some great new quotes....

Post em here...

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 I thought that Goldberg had a gem last week when Bear went to give him the bag...

Bear tries to get Goldberg to open the bag on TV. Goldberg responds that it wouldnt be a good idea "Because then I'll have to kill you and that wouldn't make good TV"

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"It's not so bad it's only flat on the bottom"  ep 6  King Spiro

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yeah, that was awesome

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In the Behind the Scenes Videos for Team Shelby

Steve: Did you try Milan?

Mike (G.Q. Alien): Where's that.

Steve: I think it's south of Uranus

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Not from the show, but from a thread

BULLOX: "Well, a challenge w/o wipers of course team vw would win."

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