Repost of Aaron's Myspace Blog
Category: Automotive
You know I have been trying to come up with a great bio for Team Avalanche (Bear) and have had a real bad writers block. I don't know what has caused it. You see it shouldn't be that tough. I have been on the forum as long as him and know him fairly well.
In fact he is one of the Superfans so why am I having such a hard time? Well if I knew that answer then I wouldn't have a block would I?
TEAM AVALANCHE - KID ROCK CAN'T HOLD HIS JOCK!-
You see Bear is a guy that is friends or has friends that knows your friends. Everyone who meets him enjoys his energy and will call him their friend at some point. Even if from time to time his mouth is stuffed with his own foot. It gets him into trouble but it doesn't slow him down any. I guess that is why I like him, he doesn't compromise himself to be liked by others. He sometimes doesn't know when enough is enough. It isn't a bad thing just a Bear thing. It is just something your going to have to live with if you want to hang around him.
Bear isn't that good old Alabama boy in fact he really enjoys turning that stereotype on its head. He's more of a metal head that wears Carhartt's and a baseball cap (he wears the hat because its easier to hide the messy hair). As I said in the blog title Kid rock is a joke compared to Bear's party mode. Bear is himself and enjoys it that way. You can take him as himself or just F-off. He doesn't care what you think he should be doing. He knows what he should be doing and when it should be done. So don't try telling him to get with the program or he's going to change the channel. You need to take Bear as packaged because he doesn't come in a different flavor.
Bear's nick name should have been "pit-bull". He gets an idea in that thick skull and he is going to get it done. I would say that his determination is almost as intense as mine and that is saying a lot. Because I always achieve my goals. I think that is why I like him so much. He has that passion for achieving what people say you can't do. It's like a dare to people like us. He had two goals Bullrun and Flying well he going to have to start a new list. He has done both and god knows that he will achieve next. Flying is Bears first love and Bullrun was the other. He has achieved both of those goals. I'm sure he's lining up for something cool but hasn't yet told us. I would guess it might be going to the next Beerfest and taking the gold metal.
I like all the teams this season but Bears team is special. He had his school finals coming up and so was the Bullrun 2 casting. And what did that crazy guy do he had his professors give him the tests early. (Just in case) HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IF HE WAS IN THE FINAL 20 AT THE TIME! That took some balls, risking poor grades on subjects that the professor hadn't even posted on a chalk board yet. Bear had a goal and wasn't going to let a small thing like school get in his way. "That" is why I wouldn't want to run against this team in the Bullrun. Bear will do anything to win and if your in his way your going to get run over. I am sure that he shocked several of the other teams with his Metalica type of attitude.
Bear isn't always one crazy beer drinking southern boy. There is one person that can lead him around and that is his lovely girlfriend. She beat him with a sweet stick and snared his wild heart. She is a lovely girl that for some unknown reason has stuck with him for sometime. I'm sure she sees that under all that loud mouth bravado is a great sweet guy that would protect her with his own life. Seriously these two are a great couple and I wish them all the luck in the world. I hope she keeps the sweet stick just in case he needs a little beat down. And even if he doesn't she should just to show him who's the boss from time to time...
Team Avalanche is going to be very tough and some teams might find Bears opinion on everything from the correct tire pressure for your car to the amount of money being wasted on government slack asses a little bit grading on the nerves. I hope they don't think that he is just a blustering Bevis. Because if they did then they are already in a load of trouble. He has the hawk eye trained on the finish and drives like he's racer-X and your in his way. That isn't a place anyone should ever be and 11 teams better take it serious. If I had any advice for those teams that see Team Avalanche rolling up on your 6 is to pull over and let those Southern Devil's pass. You'll have a better time at the pit stop if you do.

God forbid Bear ever gets a sports car after seeing him tossing that oversized truck around in his casting video. No one will be safe in his home state if he ever drives a car that really has some real horse-power..
Good luck Bro! I wish I could have beat you this season but I might still get a chance in the best of show. And when I drink you ass under the table. I am going to pass a black marker around to the other teams and let you know who just schooled you! My name is going to be the easiest to read.
FEBRUARY 2009 -LETS GET IT ON!
AARON & MISTER HAPPY!
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