The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
The rearview mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of
Junk."
The odometer on the dashboard does not go past 'Grandpa'
Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you're taking.
The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries Not Included."
You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.
When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.
when you're going down the road and you're having tow trucks circle you
OTHER JOKES
Q: What is the smallest part of a Scion?
A: The owners brain
Q: What do you call a Scion with dual exhaust?
A: A Wheelbarrow
Q: How do you double the value of a Scion?
A: Fill it up with gas!
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Yeah Yeah Yeah, I drive a Rotary, Yeah Yeah Yeah, I live in Canada.
That is for the Rotary Jokes
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Yeah Yeah Yeah, I drive a Rotary, Yeah Yeah Yeah, I live in Canada.
Very nice Mike!!
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you make me sad with your anti-toyota jokes.... you should update it to honda or DSM
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Sorry, I have ADHD... what was I talking about??? oh well, wanna go ride a bike?
Help me fix my other car: http://www.bullrun.com/node/3097
Haha. Nice Mike.
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1992 Jeep Cherokee Laredo
LOL at the Scion jokes! You know what is a joke though, the Scion xB. Some guy at my University has an xB alll riced up, it's been lowered and has like 2 inches ground clearance, it sounds like Dirty Rice's Honda from Bullrun Season 1 and has dragon graphics on the side. When he went over a speedbump too fast, he cracked the side skirts and I'm pretty sure he displaced his rear bumper too. I laughed. I don't mind the Scion tc though. It's a nice car.
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yeah, the 2-Door Corolla isn't too bad, I just like to give bullfroger a tough time
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[Quote Rotary Mike]
yeah, the 2-Door Corolla isn't too bad, I just like to give bullfroger a tough time
Well, what goes around comes around, right? He stabs the Rotary in the heart, and then you pull out a rocket launcher and boom! Where did the Scion go? LOL!
Well Bullfrogger, I guess Rotary Mike is beginning to take his revenge.
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Mikes fighting back! war!
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Where is frogie?
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I dont know, but I want him to react to this
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He's probably in class
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at 5 on Friday? I would hate that schedule.
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I'm baaaaack!
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[Quote Matthew]
LOL at the Scion jokes! You know what is a joke though, the Scion xB. Some guy at my University has an xB alll riced up, it's been lowered and has like 2 inches ground clearance, it sounds like Dirty Rice's Honda from Bullrun Season 1 and has dragon graphics on the side. When he went over a speedbump too fast, he cracked the side skirts and I'm pretty sure he displaced his rear bumper too. I laughed. I don't mind the Scion tc though. It's a nice car.
Thanks Matthew. I think the Scion TC's are nice cars too!
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I can't say anything bad man, I owned one. Im just provoking the discussion, haha
personally I liked the car
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man thats pretty harsh coming from a guy that drives a Mazdaaaaa
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[Quote Rotary Mike]
yeah, the 2-Door Corolla isn't too bad, I just like to give bullfroger a tough time
The new corollas are not bad looking cars. At least the S model and up.
P.S. The TC has the same engine as the camry ;)
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[Quote Rotary Mike]
That is for the Rotary Jokes
Who talks bad about the Rotary? I only see you getting complements. haha
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OK I am not saving anyone here or being the voice of reason Frogggggy thinks he can leap up to mikes level lets see how he does..LOL
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badly, Mike is ahead of Shaun.
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[Quote bullfroger89]
[Quote Rotary Mike]
Who talks bad about the Rotary? I only see you getting complements. haha
That is for the Rotary Jokes
If you need some therapy, I can let you drive the Camaro back and forth in my driveway. you cant handle anymore then that.... ya know going from like 80 HP to 426 may put you over the edge
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He Got our run by a ford Fiesta today...
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one of those parked by me at college today because it was also red and thought it looked cool having 2 tiny red cars there. =(
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being beat by a ford fiesta, Now that is down right wrong, almost like child abuse, theres no excuse for it..
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[Quote bullfroger89]
[Quote Rotary Mike]
The new corollas are not bad looking cars. At least the S model and up.
P.S. The TC has the same engine as the camry ;)
yeah, the 2-Door Corolla isn't too bad, I just like to give bullfroger a tough time
OH, SO that's the problem.
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Yea the most exspensive part on a fiesta is the ford logo on the back 32.00 MSRP
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[Quote bullfroger89]
[Quote Rotary Mike]
The new corollas are not bad looking cars. At least the S model and up.
P.S. The TC has the same engine as the camry ;)
yeah, the 2-Door Corolla isn't too bad, I just like to give bullfroger a tough time
So does the new Corolla XRS.
Now, stuff the 3.5L in there, make it AWD, and you got something bad-ass going there!
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Yea but its still a scion..
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[Quote Rotary Mike]
[Quote bullfroger89]
[Quote Rotary Mike]
The new corollas are not bad looking cars. At least the S model and up.
P.S. The TC has the same engine as the camry ;)
yeah, the 2-Door Corolla isn't too bad, I just like to give bullfroger a tough time
So does the new Corolla XRS.
Now, stuff the 3.5L in there, make it AWD, and you got something bad-ass going there!
True.True.
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[Quote wiskeyrunner]
[Quote bullfroger89]
[Quote Rotary Mike]
Who talks bad about the Rotary? I only see you getting complements. haha
That is for the Rotary Jokes
If you need some therapy, I can let you drive the Camaro back and forth in my driveway. you cant handle anymore then that.... ya know going from like 80 HP to 426 may put you over the edge
Is that comment directed towards me? If so, I may take you up on that offer...
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All I can say is there is no replacement for displacement. (Just wish I had as much displacement as the aformentioned Camaro.)
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[Quote bullfroger89]
[Quote wiskeyrunner]
Is that comment directed towards me? If so, I may take you up on that offer...
[Quote bullfroger89]
[Quote Rotary Mike]
Who talks bad about the Rotary? I only see you getting complements. haha
That is for the Rotary Jokes
If you need some therapy, I can let you drive the Camaro back and forth in my driveway. you cant handle anymore then that.... ya know going from like 80 HP to 426 may put you over the edge
If you really need the therapy after all the above, and you should, sure I'll be glad to help you out.
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CAMARO......................................................chick car.
Just messin' Brian!
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Mopar or NO car!
Our HEMI is hungry!
CarDomain page: http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2752772
Youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/user/MoparRob1
My other rides:
1970 Dodge Charger 500
1987 Dodge Daytona Shelby Z
[Quote Mopar Rob]
CAMARO......................................................chick car.
Just messin' Brian!
The Chicks in the trunk, remember ?
Oh yea, On the left front fender too.
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hows that prius Frogger?
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hows that prius Frogger?
It's doing great, hows your tempo doing?
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Still broken :( Damn canadians
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[Quote Team Wicked]
Still broken :( Damn canadians
Canadians suck...
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Agreed.. thats why no one fought in south park to be one!
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[Quote Team Wicked]
Agreed.. thats why no one fought in south park to be one!
The Canadian actually fought to not be one.
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he cried did you see that he threw a fit! LOL
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[Quote Team Wicked]
he cried did you see that he threw a fit! LOL
Yeah, he was not happy at all. haha
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I told him he was gonna be IKE and he threw a tantrum... its gotta be the bitterness of a Rotary LOL
We still like you mike...LOL
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[Quote Team Wicked]
I told him he was gonna be IKE and he threw a tantrum... its gotta be the bitterness of a Rotary LOL
We still like you mike...JK!
There...I fixed it for you.
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jack-asses
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LOL its ok mike its like Family you know pickin on your little brother or in your case sister
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