Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I babysat 3 year old twins. They have a huge dry erase board hanging inbetween their beds. After they fell asleep I drew a very detailed and large drawing of a penis. When I went to erase it I realized it was in Sharpie. FML
Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend of 4 years a text message saying, 'I love you more than anything.' She then replies, 'Hahah! Was that a F*ing joke?' I reply, 'No, why would it be?' She then replied, 'Cause I'm talking to the girl you've been cheating with me on for five months.' FML
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole. I got it." in plain english. FML
Ahh, jokes huh?
1.) The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor's office asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:
19% responded, "Yes, it is a serious problem."
81% responded, "No es una problema seriosa."
2.) My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food
and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
and told us that,
'Captain Marvey' has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this
big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said,
'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
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This thread dint take off how you hoped Tony...
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This thread dint take off how you hoped Tony...
People actually sleep around here? I judged from the amount of post the whores were all jobless :-P
LOL well I am sure they will attack it tomorrow!
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early morning whore!
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We gotta work y'all. lol. There aren't usually that many lat night posters on here anymore. Maybe that will change as S3 gets closer to airing.
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Hometown, Matt Ruybal - Santa Fe, New Mexico USA,
2008 Dustball 1000 Rally winning team - # 77 1995 Ford Mustang Cobra SVT, 2009 Runner Up - Dustball 1500 Rally
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it will deffinatly happen, I used to be around late, but Ive got 8:00 classes =(
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I work full time now so can't stay up past midnight weekdays. So no postings for me at 3 am like before :(
I'll usually log on during my lunch break or when I get home from work.
Believe it or not I do actually have a life outside of this site... and facebook.
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Oh SNAP! There goes my bra.
I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
[Quote Frenchie]
I work full time now so can't stay up past midnight weekdays. So no postings for me at 3 am like before :(
I'll usually log on during my lunch break or when I get home from work.
Believe it or not I do actually have a life outside of this site... and facebook.
I dont believe you...
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I have many lives actually.
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Oh SNAP! There goes my bra.
I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Like a cat.. Meow!
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could see it that way.
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Oh SNAP! There goes my bra.
I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
[Quote Frenchie]
I work full time now so can't stay up past midnight weekdays. So no postings for me at 3 am like before :(
I'll usually log on during my lunch break or when I get home from work.
Believe it or not I do actually have a life outside of this site... and facebook.
but it doesn't seem to stop you from texting me at all hours of the night... lol
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I have the FML application on my iPhone lol
-Julia
I post from my blackberry all the time
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[Quote markjanos]
I have the FML application on my iPhone lol
-Julia
I post from my blackberry all the time
Iphone >= Blackberry
It's dependent on the models. haha
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so which do you have becca
[Quote Rotary Mike]
Iphone >= Blackberry
It's dependent on the models. haha
[Quote markjanos]
I have the FML application on my iPhone lol
-Julia
I post from my blackberry all the time
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I meant frogger
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Dammit Elvis! I have the 1st Generation 16gb Iphone...Jailbroken and unlocked...using a $2.50 data plan :)
P.S. Yes, It can capture video.
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[Quote bullfroger89]
Dammit Elvis! I have the 1st Generation 16gb Iphone...Jailbroken and unlocked...using a $2.50 data plan :)
P.S. Yes, It can capture video.
Froger 1st gen are for wannabes 3g is the way 16gb 3.1.2 Jailbroken unlocked and with Real MMS unlike the 1st gen
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Froger 1st gen are for wannabes 3g is the way 16gb 3.1.2 Jailbroken unlocked and with Real MMS unlike the 1st gen
And I thought it couldn't get nerdier in here.... found a pic of Wicked BTW
Tony you have a bandwith problem... LOL
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Hey thats my old school PowerGlove!!!
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Froger 1st gen are for wannabes 3g is the way 16gb 3.1.2 Jailbroken unlocked and with Real MMS unlike the 1st gen
3g is so lame. It says hey, I jumped on the iphone bandwagon but I'm not good enough to own the 3gs. Can you touch my $2.50 data plan? I think not. haha
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The 3g actually sucks....It's really not that much faster! But the 3gs is just a bunch of crap....
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The 3g actually sucks....It's really not that much faster! But the 3gs is just a bunch of crap....
-Julia
and who are you to talk crap? and have you all found the Iphone Bullrun Lockscreen I created in Cydia?
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[Quote markjanos]
The 3g actually sucks....It's really not that much faster! But the 3gs is just a bunch of crap....
-Julia
and who are you to talk crap? and have you all found the Iphone Bullrun Lockscreen I created in Cydia?
You lost me at that second question....I'm still in a wondering stare....
-Julia
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[Quote markjanos]
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[Quote markjanos]
The 3g actually sucks....It's really not that much faster! But the 3gs is just a bunch of crap....
-Julia
and who are you to talk crap? and have you all found the Iphone Bullrun Lockscreen I created in Cydia?
You lost me at that second question....I'm still in a wondering stare....
-Julia
You can only read pictures huh.. well here
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Sweet!!! I want it...
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I was wondering who made that POS! I was like what the hell, this guy is disgracing bullrun!
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I was wondering who made that POS! I was like what the hell, this guy is disgracing bullrun!
your Sig is a disgrace to bullrun... and Julia you need to jailbreak your phone
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[Quote bullfroger89]
I was wondering who made that POS! I was like what the hell, this guy is disgracing bullrun!
your Sig is a disgrace to bullrun... and Julia you need to jailbreak your phone
I can't do that :0
-Julia
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[Quote markjanos]
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[Quote bullfroger89]
I was wondering who made that POS! I was like what the hell, this guy is disgracing bullrun!
your Sig is a disgrace to bullrun... and Julia you need to jailbreak your phone
I can't do that :0
-Julia
yes you can you have a 1st gen? and you on a Mac or a pc?
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[Quote bullfroger89]
I was wondering who made that POS! I was like what the hell, this guy is disgracing bullrun!
your Sig is a disgrace to bullrun... and Julia you need to jailbreak your phone
I can't do that :0
-Julia
yes you can you have a 1st gen? and you on a Mac or a pc?
I have a white 3g :) and a pc
-Julia
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wtf is a 3g?
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wtf is a 3g?
You are too young to know ;)
-Julia
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[Quote markjanos]
[Quote Team Wicked]
[Quote bullfroger89]
I was wondering who made that POS! I was like what the hell, this guy is disgracing bullrun!
your Sig is a disgrace to bullrun... and Julia you need to jailbreak your phone
I can't do that :0
-Julia
yes you can you have a 1st gen? and you on a Mac or a pc?
I have a white 3g :) and a pc
-Julia
Go here http://www.purplera1n.net/ click the windows logo and its a step by step set up ;-)
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Is this a trick?
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No I swear I am not that mean I am the voice of reason tonight
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but isn't breaking out of jail bad... :)
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[Quote markjanos]
[Quote REBELoffaLEASH]
wtf is a 3g?
You are too young to know ;)
-Julia
Too young? I think I'm 6 years older than you... lol
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but isn't breaking out of jail bad... :)
-Julia
Nope just do a back up before so if you ever have an issue you can restore it before you take it to the genius bar
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My names Wicked and I wont post pictures of my cobra replica....sound familiar?
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umm look at my profile... U @ss Clown..
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Ah ha! A&& clown.
And if that dont work go here www.teamwicked.org
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It's about time you added pictures!
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Ok everyone School this Chump.. I had a full profile but I wiped it out except for screen name, but after I deleted my pics it wont allow me to re post them Shaun said to create a new profile and he will swap everything and then you will see my DAMN pics! Now got eat a fly and drown in your Lilly pond
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Ok everyone School this Chump.. I had a full profile but I wiped it out except for screen name, but after I deleted my pics it wont allow me to re post them Shaun said to create a new profile and he will swap everything and then you will see my DAMN pics! Now got eat a fly and drown in your Lilly pond
Hostile much?
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