A coyote joke..
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The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.

It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive; the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the coyote population would be controlled in that manner. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, one old boy in the back of the conference room stood up, stretched, tipped his hat back and said, 'Son, I don't think you rightly understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't screwing our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!'

 

 

So... Anyone have any good coyote jokes recently... Or SEEN a coyote recently... hint hint, nudge nudge.

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The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.

It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive; the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the coyote population would be controlled in that manner. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, one old boy in the back of the conference room stood up, stretched, tipped his hat back and said, 'Son, I don't think you rightly understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't screwing our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!'

 

 

So... Anyone have any good coyote jokes recently... Or SEEN a coyote recently... hint hint, nudge nudge.


Or any Viper's for that matter.

 

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hum?  lol

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Tree huggers  --  Go figure!

Me, I'm for   P.E.T.A.

People for

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Tasty

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Maybee the Coyote traded his clunker for a yaris...


 

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[Quote corvettron]

 

Maybee the Coyote traded his clunker for a yaris...


 


na.. too much power.. in the Yaris that is
 

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A Yaris with a 6-banger... he likes those

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Tree huggers  --  Go figure!

Me, I'm for   P.E.T.A.

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LIke the slogan "Eat Meat, its Neat"

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Ja-ja! Can't shake me outta' your head! Too much space!

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I'd whup ya' in a Yaris, too!

 

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Ford people, if you are reading this contact me immediately because I don't think you know how good this little car is. Seriously, we should talk about perhaps producing some Ford Fusion "MR. ANGRY" editions. I LOVE THIS CAR!"

 

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Ja-ja-ja!

 

I'll look for it later - too busy now!

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"There were no cops, no trees, no humans of any kind so we decided to wring out the little Ford. For 47 minutes straight the Fusion was pinned at 111 mph with the A/C on getting 25mpg. John, Gabe and I all sat there astonished. We made one fuel stop, saw no other Bullrunners and came in... are you ready... 6th place for the day! IN A RENTED FORD FUSION!! CAN I GET A BOOYA!!!

Ford people, if you are reading this contact me immediately because I don't think you know how good this little car is. Seriously, we should talk about perhaps producing some Ford Fusion "MR. ANGRY" editions. I LOVE THIS CAR!"

 

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What , Le Coyote just came back from vacation too , did he go to Canada as well ;-) ?

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What , Le Coyote just came back from vacation too , did he go to Canada as well ;-) ?

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I had Elvis as navigator, (shoulda' known better . .. )

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"There were no cops, no trees, no humans of any kind so we decided to wring out the little Ford. For 47 minutes straight the Fusion was pinned at 111 mph with the A/C on getting 25mpg. John, Gabe and I all sat there astonished. We made one fuel stop, saw no other Bullrunners and came in... are you ready... 6th place for the day! IN A RENTED FORD FUSION!! CAN I GET A BOOYA!!!

Ford people, if you are reading this contact me immediately because I don't think you know how good this little car is. Seriously, we should talk about perhaps producing some Ford Fusion "MR. ANGRY" editions. I LOVE THIS CAR!"

 

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yes me driver not drivee

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LOL!

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"There were no cops, no trees, no humans of any kind so we decided to wring out the little Ford. For 47 minutes straight the Fusion was pinned at 111 mph with the A/C on getting 25mpg. John, Gabe and I all sat there astonished. We made one fuel stop, saw no other Bullrunners and came in... are you ready... 6th place for the day! IN A RENTED FORD FUSION!! CAN I GET A BOOYA!!!

Ford people, if you are reading this contact me immediately because I don't think you know how good this little car is. Seriously, we should talk about perhaps producing some Ford Fusion "MR. ANGRY" editions. I LOVE THIS CAR!"

 

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So........

Where are the pics of all this work you've been doing to the car??

 

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Coyote joke?  I thought Coyote WAS the joke.... 

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Only when it's on you!

 

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"There were no cops, no trees, no humans of any kind so we decided to wring out the little Ford. For 47 minutes straight the Fusion was pinned at 111 mph with the A/C on getting 25mpg. John, Gabe and I all sat there astonished. We made one fuel stop, saw no other Bullrunners and came in... are you ready... 6th place for the day! IN A RENTED FORD FUSION!! CAN I GET A BOOYA!!!

Ford people, if you are reading this contact me immediately because I don't think you know how good this little car is. Seriously, we should talk about perhaps producing some Ford Fusion "MR. ANGRY" editions. I LOVE THIS CAR!"

 

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No pics! Prefer stealth, dude! Never read my CD page, huh?


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So........

Where are the pics of all this work you've been doing to the car??

 


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"There were no cops, no trees, no humans of any kind so we decided to wring out the little Ford. For 47 minutes straight the Fusion was pinned at 111 mph with the A/C on getting 25mpg. John, Gabe and I all sat there astonished. We made one fuel stop, saw no other Bullrunners and came in... are you ready... 6th place for the day! IN A RENTED FORD FUSION!! CAN I GET A BOOYA!!!

Ford people, if you are reading this contact me immediately because I don't think you know how good this little car is. Seriously, we should talk about perhaps producing some Ford Fusion "MR. ANGRY" editions. I LOVE THIS CAR!"

 

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Not a big CD fan to be honest.. I only have a page up because everyone on here recommended it.

I've looked through your page several times. I just hadn't seen any updates. When I fix !@#$, I like to brag about it! :)

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Ja-ja! That just tells me what I have to do to beat you.

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"There were no cops, no trees, no humans of any kind so we decided to wring out the little Ford. For 47 minutes straight the Fusion was pinned at 111 mph with the A/C on getting 25mpg. John, Gabe and I all sat there astonished. We made one fuel stop, saw no other Bullrunners and came in... are you ready... 6th place for the day! IN A RENTED FORD FUSION!! CAN I GET A BOOYA!!!

Ford people, if you are reading this contact me immediately because I don't think you know how good this little car is. Seriously, we should talk about perhaps producing some Ford Fusion "MR. ANGRY" editions. I LOVE THIS CAR!"

 

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http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2589291/8

 

But that goes to show you -do your recon work. Most of these guys talk about everything they buy, how much power they're making, etc., they more they talk, the more info you have on what you need to do to beat 'em. So engourage them to brag as much as possible, & keep your own combination quiet.

There were people who thought I was making 600hp+ some thought I had a Cleveland under the hood, or that I'd transferred my built 351M from my truck. The few people I showed my engine to couldn't believe it was a moderately modified 302 with a 600CFM Edelbrock carb.

-Not even a double pumper.

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Pretty sure Musto could whup Team Viper in the I-4 Ford Fusion he used last year  . . . http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2008/07/bullrun-2008--3.html

"There were no cops, no trees, no humans of any kind so we decided to wring out the little Ford. For 47 minutes straight the Fusion was pinned at 111 mph with the A/C on getting 25mpg. John, Gabe and I all sat there astonished. We made one fuel stop, saw no other Bullrunners and came in... are you ready... 6th place for the day! IN A RENTED FORD FUSION!! CAN I GET A BOOYA!!!

Ford people, if you are reading this contact me immediately because I don't think you know how good this little car is. Seriously, we should talk about perhaps producing some Ford Fusion "MR. ANGRY" editions. I LOVE THIS CAR!"

 

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You speak the truth.

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You got it man.  Keep that s#$t on the d/l.....

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DL?

 

I say run what you brung and hope you brought enough.. I'm more than happy to tell you what I'm running, because I KNOW 99.9% of the rigs out there ain't brought enough to hang. :)

 

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http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2589291/8

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatman_John

 

Le Coyote And Scatman John are twins! Check out the pictures on both of these links and see.

And the way they talk is similare too... Ja-ja scab doo bi doo bha dah!

 

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 TWINS for sure.

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While we are in the Halloween spirit I found a basic costume for Coyote...

The Bid Weenie Head... ja-ja!

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Coyote don't worry be cause while you are the Big Weenie I will be adorning

 The 'ole Snake Charmer outfit:

 

 

 

 

 

(kinda looks like Aaron though)

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