And Walmart at 3pm on paydays.

it has happened to me. not recently but it has happened.

What you drive is the caliber of women you can excpect to attract.

More expensive = high maintanence.

LOL, oh my god.

Well don't expect to be attracting the cream of the female crop. You'll get the brainless shallows with big boobs. Well I know some guys are into that or at least getting the one night stands. I won't knock that if that's your intention.

Nice cars don't attract the future mothers of your children lol. Well not the mothers of planned children.

Sorry Frenchie, I know that forum question is a little sexist,  but I am trying to stir the pot a bit.  Look on the bright side, I wore a condom;<}  And no I was'nt  looking for that type but if it presents itself sometimes you just have to live a little.

Lol don't worry about it Jonny, I know how it is. It was all in the name of opportunistic fun and everyone was into it, so why not?

I used to get women all the time because of MY SUPER TIGHT & HOT ASS.

Now that I am married I just brush them to the side and make my way to my car.

Wow, you make it sound like it's a flock of seagulls. I guess it goes with the spandex.

Frenchie I normally refer to these mobs of women after me daily as "the sea of lonely women that I must part in order for me to be on my way" More and likley it is the spandex, the Chaps only seem to draw a slightly smaller crowds.

Here's a pic I took with my cell phone leaving the local Walmart.

Thank god it wasn't a Supercenter

LOL

That's awesome

You have to watch how you deploy those things. I have been it the light in loafers section of town and I get the same type of reaction just from the same sex.

Am I supposed to be getting these bumps on my penis?

Make sure it's not anything other than black. Sweaty dark stains in the crotchal area will only make you look like you peed your pants.

I was just reading up on all of twelve pages of Aarons blog about fair weather fans, very interesting.  505 replies, that has to be somekind of record.  People are weird, what are you going to do.For the record, I never called myself a superfan, not yet.

I fugured it out

RACERTCI is actually Brad PITT.

soon as im done painting the rest of the car im getting me thoses spandex and going to the supercenter.

Anybody who has to ask that question has never been or hung out with a minitrucker. lol

No joke. Frenchie is right, it ain't the cream of the crop that you get, but it makes up for quality with quantity. You get first name basis at the local clinic too.

Yes the triple D or the "Dirty Dick Doctor" He used to be #1 on my speed dial.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I thought that God took mercy on us and made spandex a cardinal sin - along with speedos!!! At least that is what I say every time a person who REALLY shouldn't be wearing it walks past me....

*shudder*

However... Pleather, anyone?

Lol lets not forget old, worn out speedo

Holy Mother of Speedo

King Speedo

Cause a speedo has to make phone calls. In this case, his pimp

I found Spandexman, and he has a band!

okay I'm done.

I think I scared everyone off with the speedos

Yeahh... I can taste the bile already....

LOL

another mission accomplished.

I need a "OMG,WTF" button.

Then I could just go around the forum and find every thread Frenchie has touched.. 1 simple key stroke, and move on.

Frenchie is touching now?

It's like she has 1000's of male images of all shapes and sizes but none fully clothed. All ready to spring out onto any thread at the drop a simple phrase such as................... "thong"

(EVERYONE AVERT THEIR EYES NOW)

Somehow almost everytime I leave Walmart on my bike some chick always asks for a ride.....I think they're all underage :(....unfortunately I think they think I'm in school with them or something... :(

Um... Chaps?

Heck it can be even a non-sexual reference... like Vader, or cats, or superheroes.

I can't believe I was just surfing around to see if anything new popped up on the late forums and I checked this one and it had 11 new replies.  And it all spawns from frenchie pics.  LOL, WTF.  You guys are right, she must have about 10,000 pics of half naked screwed up looking men.  She has issues.  We should have an intervention.

She would just relapse 15 minutes later so what's the point.

lol, shes addicted to man pictures.

I guess having a babyface is good sometimes....it means I'll look like I'm 20 when I'm in my late 30s, lol.

LOL nice.

No I actually don't have a hard drive full of naked gay men in spandex and other costumes. I do have one f*cked up pic I will share.

I know you all want one. And no that isn't my living room.

Now that is fu cked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL

Lol, you were warned.

LOL  Is that a boy or a girl?  It has a penis and tits.  WTF!!

That is by far the strangest costume I have ever seen.  You topped yourself again.

I bow.

I much prefer the she-male frog.

I don't even know what you'd do with something that freakish. It has no sex appeal or holes. I'd probably use it as a coat hanger.

Look how her short hair makes her look bad.  Lol!

LOL I really don't think that's it. It's something else... I just can't put my finger on it...

I know, the purse doesn't match the shoes.  Yeah thats it.

Wait...no... damnit!

I still don't know what it is.

I feel like I'm at a bar playing one of those vid games where they show you 2 of the same pictures and you have to find out what the difference is between the two.  Except this is alot harder just to look at.

Where's Waldo LOL