I say deck it out with some 12” roadies, gold rims, a satellite antenna, and paint a naked woman riding a white tiger on the side! Only then will you have our respect!
Your wife bought a vehicle without consulting you?
Interesting relationship...
I dunno, if its used, see if your state has a "return policy" for used cars. Seriously, I think most states allow you to return a used vehicle (as long as its in the same condition) within 3 days of purchase.
What kind is it? If it is the old Dodge caravans you could hop up the motor with the 2.2 turbo, throw huge intercooler and larger turbo in there and make it a sleeper.
As a female, I would only do something like that if I was trying to get a message across or show my independence, or reject the way the roles in the relationships are set up. I'd do something like that if I was pissed or unhappy. However, none of us know what your marriage is like etc... so we can't really say anything about her motives.
However, I think you should turn the minivan into a donk. Paint it an antique gold.
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Oh SNAP! There goes my bra.
I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
She probably had the dog neutered while she was out. Be careful, this is a power play! How you responde is of monumental importance. One wrong move and YOU may be neutered as well.
Tell her you love her and the minivan. (ugh, even tough to type) Then use the minivan to go buy her flowers, if something were to "happen" to the ride while you were in the store looking for the "perfect expression of your love and support" what can you do? These things happen. Then YOU take the insurance money to buy a suitable replacement. If she insists on another minvan, tell you think it would be too painful. Suggest something more practicle that will have a solid resale value, The new Challenger looks like a nice practcle ride! May sound odd, since I have an old GM, but that car is hot!!!
Good luck and GodSpeed!
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Cruisn' the countrry in an iconic car, just for the helluva it!
Return it while shes sleeping? OR, a magical explosion occurs under the car and you have to file a claim and get a new car...oh no
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I say deck it out with some 12” roadies, gold rims, a satellite antenna, and paint a naked woman riding a white tiger on the side! Only then will you have our respect!
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Bag it and do a motor swap.
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Your wife bought a vehicle without consulting you?
Interesting relationship...
I dunno, if its used, see if your state has a "return policy" for used cars. Seriously, I think most states allow you to return a used vehicle (as long as its in the same condition) within 3 days of purchase.
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Trade her in on a new model with lower miles and more options?
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2001 Dodge Ram 2500 HD 4x4 6-Speed Diesel.http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3302557 "Horsepower sells cars, Torque wins races." Carroll Shelbylol hook it up with a 50lb bottle of N20.
What kind is it? If it is the old Dodge caravans you could hop up the motor with the 2.2 turbo, throw huge intercooler and larger turbo in there and make it a sleeper.
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Time for you to go out and buy a Harley.
Maybe she's pregnant ... ready to raise her own soccer team!
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Oh lala , la jolie voiture avec tout ces autocollants!!
I agree ^^^^ Shes giving you a sign.
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ITS NOT WHAT YOU DRIVE.....IT'S HOW YOU DRIVE IT !!!!!As a female, I would only do something like that if I was trying to get a message across or show my independence, or reject the way the roles in the relationships are set up. I'd do something like that if I was pissed or unhappy. However, none of us know what your marriage is like etc... so we can't really say anything about her motives.
However, I think you should turn the minivan into a donk. Paint it an antique gold.
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Oh SNAP! There goes my bra.
I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
Frenchie, is that cookbook from your personal collection !?!
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Flexin' Modern Mopar Muscle !
Mopar or NO car!
Our HEMI is hungry!
CarDomain page: http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2752772
Youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/user/MoparRob1
My other rides:
1970 Dodge Charger 500
1987 Dodge Daytona Shelby Z
[Quote jwilliams42]
Last night my wife came home with a minivan. I couldnt believe it she went from a mustang to a minivan.
Give it a "CALI" lift and flared fenders! LMAO!
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Flexin' Modern Mopar Muscle !
Mopar or NO car!
Our HEMI is hungry!
CarDomain page: http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2752772
Youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/user/MoparRob1
My other rides:
1970 Dodge Charger 500
1987 Dodge Daytona Shelby Z
No Rob, but it could be o_O
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Oh SNAP! There goes my bra.
I think them being naked would have been enough. Mama obviously always wanted big boobs and also for her husband to be well endowed.
I'd say congratulate her on the upgrade?
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She probably had the dog neutered while she was out. Be careful, this is a power play! How you responde is of monumental importance. One wrong move and YOU may be neutered as well.
Tell her you love her and the minivan. (ugh, even tough to type) Then use the minivan to go buy her flowers, if something were to "happen" to the ride while you were in the store looking for the "perfect expression of your love and support" what can you do? These things happen. Then YOU take the insurance money to buy a suitable replacement. If she insists on another minvan, tell you think it would be too painful. Suggest something more practicle that will have a solid resale value, The new Challenger looks like a nice practcle ride! May sound odd, since I have an old GM, but that car is hot!!!
Good luck and GodSpeed!
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Cruisn' the countrry in an iconic car, just for the helluva it!
[Quote mdlucky]
Trade her in on a new model with lower miles and more options?
The wife or the van? lol
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A the French and their Gold mini vans... check out this one Renault made ...it's gold and i would drive it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaW_35KPDBY
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Oh lala , la jolie voiture avec tout ces autocollants!!
[Quote CJ]
[Quote mdlucky]The wife or the van? lol
Trade her in on a new model with lower miles and more options?
Oh no question about it... THE WIFE!
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2001 Dodge Ram 2500 HD 4x4 6-Speed Diesel.http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3302557 "Horsepower sells cars, Torque wins races." Carroll ShelbyWhat kinda van is it again?
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Flexin' Modern Mopar Muscle !
Mopar or NO car!
Our HEMI is hungry!
CarDomain page: http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2752772
Youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/user/MoparRob1
My other rides:
1970 Dodge Charger 500
1987 Dodge Daytona Shelby Z
[Quote mdlucky]
[Quote CJ]
Oh no question about it... THE WIFE!
[Quote mdlucky]The wife or the van? lol
Trade her in on a new model with lower miles and more options?
I agree lol then the van!!
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